Teapot

Mixture of weed and tea

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

Teapot

A person who is a source of tea/drama

Andrew is my teapot for all of the office gossip

by Fiirowkwbfj October 28, 2022

Teapot

A MISSISSIPPI term for :
frozen juice inside of a plastic cup (may or may not have a gummy worm in it)

Aye go ta ms. Willy b house and get me. Teapot

by Ykw_kayla November 5, 2022

teapot

an instrument of torture and a divine artifact of the teapot clan

holy crap jamal! kyle just pulled out the teapot!

by glitchyteapot December 22, 2022

Teapot

Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.

“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”

by Eidolaaa January 12, 2023

Teapotting

When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch

Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting

by Sergeant Grif February 22, 2023

Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.

"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024