Tactically Stationary

Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.

The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver.

by MitiGator January 18, 2009

tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.

"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."

by Spaz Out January 8, 2010

tactical spew

to be sick on purpose with the intention to carry on drinking even more alcohol

fuck me man, i was so fucking cunted last night i had 15 tactical spews just to make it past 10 o'clock.

by jody October 30, 2003

tasticals

small alein life forms used as food

MMMMMmmmm tasticals

by UBERMAN October 3, 2003

Tactical Fart

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.

I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Tactical nap

When you sleep for an optimal number of hours (i.e. not enough), the night before a massive deadline or exam.

I have to tactical nap to revise for this exam I have tomorrow

by IML May 1, 2010

Tactical Penis

Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations

Alas, he had a most Tactical Penis. Thousands gazed upon it's wondrous glory for years to come.

by hahahacough January 17, 2011