Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...

"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."

by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

taske

A term to describe what one's current activities or actions are.

Person 1: Taske?
Person 2: I'm doing laundry at the moment, taske?
Person 1: I'm doing math right now.

by Treasure6969 March 21, 2022

Wikaphase Task Force

idk fr lol

lil peep said “wikaphase task force” and i was lost for words

by fuckoffrip January 27, 2022

Atlantean Task

Named after the greek titan Atlas, who was condemned by the gods to hold up the sky for all eternity, an Atlantean task is a task of vital importance which forever burdens whoever is unlucky enough to have to do it.

an unending duty which cannot be abandoned.

person 1: why do you still rickroll people in 2024
person 2: it is an Atlantean task

by Random-Idiot October 3, 2024

Task Group 50

A group of people in USM who aren't tough... They act better than their superior original, TG38, but they fail to realize that quantity doesn't matter compared to the quality and activity of TG38.

Frank: Hey, should I join Task Group 50?
Gurt: Yeah.
Xunt: Nah, don't listen to Gurt. Task Group 50 is chopped ahh.

by Stard0ge August 28, 2025

Task dragging

A workplace behavior where an employee intentionally slows down their work pace—often under the guise of thoroughness or caution—to delay starting a new task, align idle time with scheduled breaks, or avoid additional workload. Common tactics include stretching simple tasks, repeating non-essential steps, and selectively working efficiently only when motivated or supervised. Frequently observed in environments with low task oversight and time-based productivity expectations, such as CNC operations or manufacturing roles.

Edd is task dragging again.

by Can’t make it up October 9, 2025

Task Rabbit

A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.

I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.

by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025