Taking a smeargle 

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

Taking a smeargle by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Dupe-Talking

When you dramatically shift your opinion of something in the course of a conversation, in a short period of time. A subset of being fake

Via: Yo do you like Kanye?
Seb: Nah, he trash
(5 mins later)
Via: Kanye's the best!! You heard this new single!
Seb: Yeah i love him he's fire.
Via: bruh u Dupe-Talking

Dupe-Talking by TheBeastOfUrbanDic March 5, 2020

dead man not talking 

The saving grace that runs through the minds of the mass of upper-crusty beneficiaries of Jeffrey Epstein’s recent “suicide.”

Instead of a “dead man walking,” we may be spared since he has become a dead man not talking!

dead man not talking by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Thanking the bus driver 

Eating a girl out.

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

Thanking the bus driver by APmax July 29, 2018

Taking the back door 

anal

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."

Taking the back door by Kevie October 13, 2003

Talking moonie

Similar to a moonie.The act of bending over & spreading ones buttocks thus revealing the anus to an unsuspecting friend or relative. The "mooner" then manipulates his or her sphincter whilst engaging the victim in conversation, creating the illusion that they are indeed taking out of their arse.

Talking Moonie

Mooner - "hello... hello.. hows my beard?"
Victim - "fuck off"

Talking moonie by dancehalldudley March 22, 2007

Taking a Slater 

When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.

Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.

If you need me I'll be taking a Slater so I have a place to rest my bowl of cereal while I shit.

Taking a Slater by artdrummer February 11, 2008