Tablet

Synonym for ecstasy.

Me and my home boys are gonna go clubbing tonight and take some tablets

by McTabs December 11, 2010

Tallen

He's a cock goblin

Tallen that fucken cock goblin

by Tan the man 21 February 25, 2017

Tabletops

A variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. If you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had "tabletops".

I couldn't figure out if she had pieces of bologna stuck to her titties or if she had tabletops!

by jazzfan00 July 24, 2006

10 feet taller

Becoming a million dollars richer, the first two digits of one million dollars.

Millionaire: hey man i just got 10 feet taller !

Average joe: what do you mean ?

Millionaire: it means there's another million dollars in my bank

by The United States Mint May 31, 2011

tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.

Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.

by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014

tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.

In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.

by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015

Twallet

Combination of the words "twat" and "wallet". Essentially means hooker or someone you have to pay to have sex with.

Guy 1: "you see that hot chick back there?"
Guy 2: "yeah, don't go after her, she's a twallet".

by Soulpatchesaregross May 10, 2015