talking to girls

Something that is really easy to do, yet guys complain how hard it is by telling themselves "oh she's way out of my league" or "she'll just reject me" To learn why these negative thoughts never get you anywhere see Elliot Rodger

Tips on how to talk to girls:

1.) Confidence is key, if you don't care what anyone else thinks you'll be great with the ladies
2.) Accept rejection, it happens and you move on to the next girl
3.) Maintain your hygiene and keep up your personal appearance daily
4.) The more you talk to girls, the better you get
5.) Realize that there will eventually be a girl that likes you and says "Yes" to your coffee date offer
6.) Be yourself and don't be desperate. Honesty is the best policy

Guy: I'm talking to girls
Friend: Nice! I wish i could do that
Guy: Yet it's easy, as NIKE says "Just Do It"
Friend: I should try that! Maybe i'll find a girlfriend!

by kingbeethey November 10, 2015

Modern Talking

A wavetable shape in the VST plugin "Massive" by Native Instruments that is typically found in dubstep. It is commonly used by people new do making dance music (and Nicky Romero) because it is a cheap way to get an amateur wobble sound. Because of this, it has become taboo to use it in dance music.

Guy 1: "Yo dude! Check this sick dubstep beat I made!"

Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."

Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Insayn December 11, 2013

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Talking out the side of your neck

talking shit

She can catch the fade, with that $2 wig.
Why are you talking out the side of your neck? She ain't done nothing.

by Lady Anomaly September 5, 2016

talking stage

it basically means that two people are getting their feelings together and you guys are just trying to figure out you guys feelings and what you guys are meant for each other. During this stage, you guys may be flirting a lot but are still not into a relationship as your feelings dont fit the expectations yet. But, that feelings might come and go for each other but will still flirt with each other which can mean and turns into a waste of time but at the end both of you guys will feel very happy but not as excepted as u want to be.

“How is you telling Joe how you feel?”

Her:” really good were on the talking stage and im really happy”

by saucybabesonlyspeakfactsperiod December 31, 2019

like talking to a dead bear

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

by 15989232 September 26, 2006

always talking shit

Doesn't take einstein to figure this out but Smokey says it in Friday.

When his mum pisses him off, he says it under his breath a couple of times.

Parents: Fucking bastard pillock, do something with your life, find a job or something!!!

Dude: always talking shit

but you say it like Smokey,,,,,ALWAYS TALKIN SHIIIIIIT!

by hhhhheman May 31, 2007