truffle muffin

Slow ass driver

This truffle muffin needs to get going.

by Milliron25 March 29, 2016

Truffle Butter

The potent mixture of a male’s sperm with a female’s fecal matter after anal sex. Upon pulling out of the anal cavity, a light brown and buttery substance can routinely be seen on ones penis. Hence the term - truffle butter.

‘’You remember that barmaid from the working men’s club, well last night I buggered her anus. After I pulled out, I noticed she had coated my shaft in gooey truffle butter.’’

by homerbellerin August 8, 2021

Truffle Hunt

When you use only your nose to rim out someone's anus

He spread my cheeks and instead of tongue he went on a truffle hunt.

by Markimus919 July 18, 2014

Truffle butter doughnut

Truffle butter and a jellydoughnut mixed to get her

I gave her a jellydoughnut so hard it reached her truffle butter and made a Truffle butter doughnut.

by ercthemerk September 5, 2015

truffle hound

A sneak who appears at your toilet door without notice or invitation. Eg

Benny is here again. Fuck you truffle hound

by pinky and hugh October 10, 2008

Truffle Pig

When you have a bad cold and your nose is so stuffy that when you are giving a blow job, or cunnilingus, you snort like a pig searching for truffles.

I had the best blowjob last night, my girlfriend was high on decongestant and went down even though she snorted like a truffle pig.

by Maristfan June 19, 2018

truffle oil

When you fuck a chick in the ass and then switch to the pussy and then piss while you fuck her. The liquid that comes out is truffle oil

Dude 1: I was pounding this chick's ass and when started to fuck the pussy, I had to piss but didn't want to pull ou.

Dude 2: EEEWWWW, truffle oil

by Pink Snapper hunter July 26, 2016