tp swag

The ability to have so much swag that girls are on you as if you were a chick magnet.

Man Joey has so much tp swag he pulled in about 20 bitches last night.

by TP21 May 29, 2011

TP

Telepathy - popularised by such sites as www.psipog.net and other bullshit. A load of crap.

Fool: OMG I HAV DA TP!1111111111111!
Me: yes. yes you do.

by Marcus May 25, 2004

TPS Steamer

When your boss asks you if you received the memo about including the new cover sheet on your TPS Report and instead you take a shit on your TPS Report before turning it in.

Boss:

Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh…we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS report.

Peter:

No, Bob. This time I thought I’d just include a TPS Steamer.

Boss:

That would be great….

by TPF_Benny April 01, 2010

TP the FB

Tounge Punch the Fart Box. similar to Tounge Jack the Shit Box. The act of inserting the tongue as deep as possible into the anus.

"Man she's hot. I'd TP the FB."

by SNIPERCOW December 30, 2011

tp fu

It simply means "fuck."

I tp fued his sister.

by Dangermonk March 07, 2004

tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.

"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"

by Tim C. November 11, 2004

TP crumblies

TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.

I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.

by Noah Balboa August 02, 2015