Tik Tok

It's the root of all sickness and brain damage. Also another word for herpes, HIV, STD, chlamydia, and AIDS. If your child uses this insidious app, beware of toxic behavior and constant profanity. It's also pornhub for kids.

Me: Hey maddie do you use Tik Tok
Maddie: Yes, i am so obsessed with raddison aae, Laby Kame, Rent Bivera, Darli camelio, and Lony topez
Me: Pulls out M-107.
*Pulls Trigger*
Happy ending

by I_Got_Devil_Horns October 31, 2022

Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.

I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video

by Reyalp411 May 28, 2019

tik tok

the highest stage of cancer. worse than the ninth circle of hell

person 1: im gonna watch some tik tok
person 2: no man u finna combust explode and die
person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dies

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 June 6, 2022

Tik Tok

A app where you can get a lot of followers and views just for doing nothing

Why do you like tik tok it sucks

by ChihuahuaPlaysYT July 4, 2021

Tik Tok

a whole lot of scary shit put into one app.

Kid1: hey do u have Tik Tok?
kid2: no that shits scary
Kid1: but noah neck is so fucking hot
kid2: ...

by Emji69420 June 27, 2021

Tik Tok

The reason so many people die off cancer

Hit or miss tumors never miss huh
It killed my grandma because of ligma

Kids don’t do tik tok

by GrugRockFan February 1, 2019

Tic Tok

That dumb Bitch that everyone is addicted to and people would watch during their online classes rather than paying attention.

Teacher: Jenny whats the answer to question 5
Me not knowing because I was watching tic tok: Puts that one tic tok on that makes it sound like your glitching. ; )
Teacher: Oh okay never mind

by ***tHat bITcH*** September 17, 2020