tits

1. Adj. Expression used in construction to describe something that is both plumb (straight up and down) and level at the same time.

2. N. Glorious protrusions of the female form; proof of the existence of a higher power.
1. OK Charley this window is level now can you bring the top in toward me just about an rch to get it plumb... TITS, thats perfect!

2. Did you see the tits on her?! Wow, there is a God.
by Call Me Ishmael June 09, 2007
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tits

The squishiest things you will ever find.
La'Quisha has huge tits.
by Nolrem June 06, 2011
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tits

That one thing that all straight men like and want but they cant have
tits are love

tits are life
by thereincarnatedjesus March 19, 2018
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Tit

Hey, look at those tits in the sky!
by SpongeBoobies November 14, 2016
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Tits

-TITS- .adjective /An exclamation of a specific level of Badassery.
*guy 1*Dude, rockfest is in a week bro.
*guy2*That's fuckin' tits man!
by rad_as_fuk January 12, 2017
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on the tit

A pejorative term used to define someone that is overly reliant on others for their basic needs.

Welfare dynasties, basement dwellers, statists, socialists, communists, and other such entitled people fall into the category of people happily on the tit.
John is 31 years old living in his mothers house and refuses to move out or get a job. He's been on the tit for too long.
by Yamaru02 February 06, 2019
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tit

Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful NOTE:The word 'tit' can replace any of these words in normal speech.
Steve: I want to buy that Mustang.
Carl: That would be tit!

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This food is freaking tit!
by Holla Dolla March 06, 2008
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