Hard Times 

When You're girlfriend dumps you for a lesbian, you realize you have cancer, you get a DWI after drinking one beer, you get fired from your job for being late because of traffic,you loose all your friends,you're a pre mature ejaculator,you're broke,and the list goes on and on...Ultimate Shaft City

Basically Karma is out for you and isnt gonna stop till you dead!

"Man lately its been hard times for me"- Matt
"Yea right man,least your car didnt break down on a bridge,causing a 12 car pile up"-Seet
"Yea youre right"-Matt

Hard Times by Tdavis April 11, 2007

happy fun times 

noun: This term can refer to any joyous or even nonsensical event.

My girlfriend and I enjoy happy fun times when she gets drunk and aroused.

When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.

happy fun times by EvanJM February 8, 2007

Early Times 

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

Early Times by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009

monster times 

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

monster times by Jonty September 8, 2004

Vital Times 

Song and E.P by Seattle hardcore band, ON.

Lusting for power and money and fame, what is it for?
Ignoring the tragedy in front of our face, while looking for more.
Complacent thoughts are ruling our minds
We lack response, all feeling is lost, another sign of the times

WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE
The way we live in this world
WE NEED TO CHANGE
Change it

Obsessed with image, envy and greed, it isn't true
Placing importance on things we don't need, it's running us through
Privilege begins where the mind wants to quit
We've started with more than we would like to admit (like to admit)

WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE
The way we live in this world
WE NEED TO CHANGE
Do it

Can you feel it?
Is it any wonder we feel so empty inside?
We need to change the way we live in this world
Whats become acceptable is fucking absurd
Where do our priorities lie?
Well im disgusted
I need to look at how I walk through this life
I need to recognize that im tied to this strife
No more denial

VITAL TIMES

We need
URGENT MINDS
In these
VITAL TIMES

Vital Times by xpedderzx October 24, 2008

Sun Times Cleavage 

Refers to the Chicago Sun Times' practice of showcasing pictures of well endowed young socialites.

Did you see yesterday's coverage of the Jr. League fundraiser? Suzanne was wearing her Sun Times cleavage.

Sun Times Cleavage by NSGossipGirl December 23, 2008

Collegiate Times 

The student-run newspaper at Virginia Tech

Hokie #1: "Did you pick up the latest copy of the Collegiate Times?"
Hokie #2: "No."

Collegiate Times by Athousandandone October 26, 2016