rubber thumper

When you making love to a chick hittin it from the back, then you pull out a rubber band and snap her asshole

I was fuckin this bitch from the back and hit her with the rubber thumper, best orgasm ever

by KoNvIcT747 February 23, 2022

thumper

1. a gun you dumb motha fucka

2. The rabbit from Bambi

i'm bout to get this nigga wit the thumper

I'd kill Thumper from Bambi if I saw him in the wild. Grrr!

by Denny Lamont Kordell August 29, 2005

Trumped or Trumped

Basically the two options of an immigrant to get fucked by the orange species of human kind, aka. Trumpinator:
1. Getting banned
2. Marring him

Either way you're screwed.

Greg: Dude why tf is Melania Trump still married to this scumbag?
Paul: Man, it's trumped or trumped

Rip af Melina

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 1, 2017

Trumped-up

An adjective applied to an unfounded charge (ie: A legal prosecution) brought against someone by an enemy for political reasons.

Anne Boleyn was executed on a trumped-up charge.

by DaveFGranger December 16, 2009

thumbed crusader

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.

"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."

by Hamroll November 30, 2006

Thumper Trumper

A bible thumper who worships Donald Trump and believes he is God’s anointed leader.

Pam says she’s a Christian, but she’s just another annoying thumper trumper.

by BossBabe August 10, 2019

toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.

We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.

by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005