Chicken Mud

The amalgam of feces and semen that dribbles down the taint after getting one’s cheeks vigorously clapped.

He was kind enough to give me my own sock to wipe up the chicken mud he made me leak.

His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.

My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.

by Dick Onchin May 24, 2020

Mud Miner

The act of Docking into another males anus. Can be commonly used with Butt Pirate.

That new kid in school is a Mud Miner, he has been looking at me strange.

by xPoisonbloodx March 11, 2010

mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 5, 2005

mud shark

any white chick that goes lookin for some black meat.

that white girl with tito is a mudshark.

by Lee Broussard April 1, 2003

stick in the mud

Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

derived from "to stick in the mud" ..

The time has come to thicken the blood //
and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud //

by adhesives April 27, 2003

mud shark

A white female, who is usually unattractive and overweight, who preferes to have sex with black gangsters from the ghetto.

The mud shark was gang banged and gave birth to a mud skipper.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

Mud Turkied

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled

"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".

by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007