by ChaoticZebra February 22, 2016
A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.
by lexi4567 September 15, 2021
Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
by Seuodikno September 16, 2019
A dress you wear with the intention to get banged by some hot guy or girl. Sometimes has intentions of the other person taking their dress off with their teeth. Most of the time, a hoe dress will have multiple slits on the sides, including the middle (for easy access).
Jennifer went out on Friday night with her hoe dress to pick up some guys, even though she’s married.
by Air Headed Bitch June 14, 2021
When one person talks about a subject, then makes a really vague reference to something else. And entirely changes the subject, with none of the observers following the red line.
by DieDuck October 29, 2015
Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.
So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.
by MeatDressKilla January 12, 2014
by headless hotdog January 01, 2020