salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.

Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”

by 9tea December 1, 2021

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016

Princess dress

When one person talks about a subject, then makes a really vague reference to something else. And entirely changes the subject, with none of the observers following the red line.

Adam this is another princess dress scenario, I don't know what the hell you are talking about!

by DieDuck December 28, 2015

The Dress Syndrome

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.

by Asultri March 8, 2015

dong dress

A dress with big dongs on it

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh

by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Dressing the Wound

(verb)

Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.

I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.

by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008