by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019
A person that has had sex with a dead body. It is the most severe insult that could ever be placed upon a person. Mother Fucker is nothing compared to it, as a mother could be any woman, but a corpse is a dead body no matter what.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009
First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.
Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
by RedBarrage September 07, 2010
by Udder-cow-moo January 05, 2012
A person who always goes to bed at an unreasonably early hour with the intention of getting up before everyone else, to excercise, enjoy life, etc. They are uncomfortable when the sun isn't out.
by LVizzle14 September 30, 2010
A Mumble Fucker is a person who decides to deny themselves of the sense of hearing by wearing ear buds in an area where being able to hear will not only help others that may be trying to help you, but may help you save your own damn ass and not endanger others because you have chosen not to hear things. A really annoying Mumble Fucker wears sunglasses too in already poorly lit areas so they cant see or hear.
I saw this Mumble Fucker almost get hit by the subway train 'cause he was on the edge of the platform looking North for the South bound train and didnt hear the horn ' cause he had some tunes blasting in his ears. Then Ivsaw him blocking the escalator out of the subway tunnel and folks are trying to pass around him to walk up and he cant hear them say "excuse me" 'cause he's Mumble Fucking, tapping his foot and swaying to a beat...
by Artie Fact June 02, 2019
that guy from American Pie
by Psyshade January 23, 2009