Telepathic

Its meaning mean that you have hood telepathic senses

My telepathic senses feel that homies got something bad going down.

by Armydog11c4 December 11, 2025

Telepatheticness

Telepatheticness” is a humorous blend of “telepathic” and “pathetic.” It describes an attempt at telepathy that’s so ineffective or laughably weak that it’s basically pathetic. In other words, it’s a funny way of saying someone’s really bad at reading minds.

We tried to guess each other’s thoughts, but our attempts at telepathy were so bad it was pure telepatheticness.”

by Armydog11c4 December 21, 2025

mental telapathy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected.

Person 1: "Hmm..."

Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn."

Person 1: "Why not?"

Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."

by edible_freud September 20, 2009

Textlepathy

Communicating with a friend via text messaging who is physically at the same location as you. Its purpose is, usually, to talk shit on a 3rd party who is also present.

The two men discussed the merits of their bosses tits via textlepathy to avoid a sexual harrassment suit.

by T-Roxs August 11, 2009

tepapathy

the ability to produce an epic fail... with your mind

Doctor Kein just created a tepapathy in himself by careening right into the water cooler.

by suridomo October 19, 2009

textlepathy

The act of texting with one's mind. As in using mind powers to tell the phone what to type.

No I have to use my hands I don't have textlepathy

by The Impluse July 4, 2010

telepatash

telepatash is when u have crazy thelepathic skillz and 11 crazy famous celebrity people like theo von dave chapelle action bronson some death ones and some of wich the names i do not wish to mention ... was only aloud to mention famous known celebs and not aloud to mention any unknowns unno...anyways,,, who also have crazy telepathic skills invite u on a crazy cruise called (the dreampatsah)( This Tahiti-based Lagoon 620 features 6 cabins, 6 heads, and all the luxuries you expect. Sail through this verdant oasis – it’s surrounded by turquoise-blue seas and populated by people whose friendliness is legendary. Let our crew show you Tahiti how you’ve never seen it before on this world-class catamaran.) and your stuck on this cruise but the whole world whil label u crazy bcous U be wippin shit up in the kitchen with tha(t big ol elephant) action bronsolino and u be out on the balckony smoking sigs with dave chapelle and courtny love thinking it to be the deck of the cruise any time just anybody not just anybody could show up and make u laugh so mtf loud best feeling ever( telepatashme)can be very dangerous...try not to laugh so loud when talking to fellow( telepatashian) cruisemembers try soft whispering ...if the astroligy police finds out u out on a dreampatash being a telepatashian without u being a famous celeb mentioned by so many in the urban dictionary u could really get in big trouble ...

me:theo von invited me on one of his crazy (telepatashic ) cruises again
You:oooh so theooo von "that famous mtv roadrullers reality tv celebrity dutch southern crazy perv comedian"whom u love so dear! (like a brother0 has gone telepatash too?
ME:yeah me too...and it got me into a lot of trouble when the astroligy police found out i too was telepatashing ...
You:didnt the astroligy police know that u are one of them? i mean a telepatashian?
ME:NO they must have thought i was facking it ...being a cleb and al...

by barbello January 15, 2019