trunkage

A slightly prolapsed anus that resembles the short trunk of tree stump.

"Dude I was going down on this girl and I noticed her ass hole stuck out like a nipple!"

"Mate that's sounds like some mad, trunkage"

by Phillipjfry110011 January 25, 2017

trunter

a really hideous looking man........e.g. Donald Trump. The male equivalent of munter.

What a trunter, his Tinder photo was a load of codswallop.

by mbff June 7, 2017

mafia trunk

A coupe or sedan trunk that is absurdly large on the inside and deceptively small looking on the outside. A regular car trunk might be able to store a dead body or two, but a mafia trunk must be capable of storing at least 5 dead bodies.

Examples include the trunks on the Nissan Altima, Chevy Impala, and Mazda 3.

You want a Mazda 3? How are you going to get all of your stuff to college in one trip?

No worries, Mom; it's got a mafia trunk.

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You stole a Mazda 3? How are we going to get Joey Malone's crew to the lake before sunrise?

No worries, Boss; it's got a mafia trunk.

by LeafytheGreat June 28, 2011

Yu-fuckin-trungus

1) Adj: A word used to describe something really really really big. See: mammoth, magnanimous, tremendous, gargantuan, astronomic, immense, enormous, etc.

"Yo this campus is yu-fuckin-trungus son!"

by sal5046 February 7, 2008

trunk n' cage

A popular method of dating most successful in urban environments since even attractive people are more likely to walk to get around. Simply go trollin' through the streets in your Prius and use a tranquilizer dart/chloroform on your unsuspecting new friend. Then so not as to arouse suspicion, you place them unconscious into your trunk for the scenic ride home. After you have arrived, immediately transport them to the cage you keep in your basement and voila, trunk n' cage!

I love living in California. The weather is beautiful, the governor was in Jingle All the Way, the earthquakes feel good on my downstairs mix-up and of course there is an abundance of celebrities jogging around to trunk n' cage.

by weezarc June 19, 2010

Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

floppy truninger

The repeated slapping of a semi hard penis against the ass or face of a black female.

Shaun - "Hey Teddy where did you get that black eye from, you get in a fight or something?"
Teddy - "No, that motherfucker Reece gave me a floppy truninger last night"
Shaun - "You stupid bitch"

by Amelia Earhart January 17, 2008