I.S.H. Syndrome

There is really too much to explain here, so i'm just going to try and cover the basics. I.S.H. Syndrome, also known as "ish" syndrome, is an illness that certain females acquire sometime after their teenage years begin. The acronym stands for "i'm so hott." This is how it works. There are girls that get so much attention from guys, that throughout their teenage years they have everything handed to them. There are always guys throwing themselves at them, raving over their looks, or trying to hit on them constantly. Because of this, they hardly ever have to work for anything and develop a stuck-up attitude about themselves. Eventually they just become completely full of themselves and expect the attention, as anything less would be a shock to their system. So they continue to walk around with this attitude, feeding off of attention like a frog in a room full of flies. What can you do to treat this syndrome? Not much. Just treat them like they're nothing special and maybe they'll at least get a little hint. This might help a little bit, but a total cure is highly unlikely. They're basically goners. All you can do for these individuals really is pray... just pray.

"Stacie is so hott, but she's got a severe case of I.S.H. Syndrome. I'd never want to date her."

"Did you check out that new hottie?" "Yeah, but I hear she's got a serious case of Ish Syndrome." "Awh, eff that man. Nobody wants to deal with that."

by Lukefrizzle December 14, 2011

Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Stockhomo Syndrome

The unconscious assimilation of camp mannerisms as a consequence of spending time with gay friends or engaging with gay culture.

"Brett spent the whole weekend watching re-runs of Will and Grace and suddenly he's obsessed with telling me which celebrities are in the closet."

"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."

by adysmallheath October 3, 2011

navroop syndrome

When a male grows up in a largely female environment thus lacking normal male values. Such individuals will not know anything about sports and cars thus showing major dislike and not partake in them.

These individuals will particularly dislike sports such as Hockey, Football and MMA. They'll also have disliked the old WWF when growing up as well.

Favorite shows for these individuals include: Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy.

1: So I tried watching the game last night with Satbir last night but he didn't care!
2: That's because he was brought up with the navroop syndrome
1: No wonder he doesn't get it

by Kharkoo April 12, 2011

ex's syndrome

when your ex tends to try and correct all of the things they did wrong During the relationship after it's over.

Guy 1: "Dude, she's perfect. Why did you break up with her?"

Guy 2: "Don't buy into that.. she just has ex's syndrome; she wants to get back together, so she's trying to be everything she wasn't before."

by TheOtherExGirl April 13, 2011

Syndrome A.Y.

A disease that is spread in primarily the freshman class of a public school. The symptoms of this disease includes:
1. Taking out your dick in class
2. Getting suspended for a short amount of time
3. Becoming the school laughing stock

Billy: " Did you hear that the new kid caught Syndrome A.Y.?"

Richard: "Yeah man, he took his Richard out in class if you know what I mean"

by Billy 'n Richard May 14, 2018

Deployment Syndrome

When having a day or a moment when the loneliness of the deployment is overwhelming that you don't want to get out of bed. Or sitting a stop light and you start crying and can't stop because you see the couple in front of you give each other a sweet kiss and wish you could have your loved one beside you. Its an easy way of letting others that you are just DS'ing (deployment syndrome) without having to go into a long story.

Jamie: Is everything ok you are extremely quite tonight?
Lisa: I have been DS'ing (deployment syndrome) today, i'm ok.
Jamie: Aww got ya!

by combatwife November 6, 2010