Shlonk

Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time

Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.

by Gus0001 February 15, 2019

Fort Salonga, NY

Fort Salonga is a quite town located near the Long Island Sound. The town is very wooded and they are numerous secluded homes. the houses range from middle class to the rich. It is a predominately a white town. There is basically nothing to do here except go to Callahan's beach or to one of the private beaches located on the Long island Sound. The High School is located in Kings Park. All the rich kids that attend Kings Park High School are from Fort Salonga.

Fort Salonga, ny

by summer22 June 16, 2009

Dirty Shlongy

The act consisting of a man sticking his tongue in another man's anus, then licking his own upper lip.

Jeff gave himself a Dirty Shlongy.

by Lisa_G September 8, 2005

shlong

a ridiculously large penis that can only be achieved by surgery.

I was watching porn and this guy had a shlong so massive i chopped mine off in respect for it.

by i am legitimate July 21, 2009

donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006

shlong

A very very large cock ( PENIS )

Joe S has a huge shlong

by ohferret May 7, 2003

shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters December 22, 2007