shity

How uneducated people spell shitty. So actually really shitty spelling.

I'm a dumass and I'm a shity spellar.

by bobphrapples January 22, 2009

Bait And Switch

Someone who seems to be "God's gift from heaven" at first but as soon as anything becomes official (I.e. Marriage or signing a roommate lease) they suddenly reveal their true personalities (typically incredibly condescending and/or crazy)

He seemed so perfect until he moved in, then he turned batshit crazy. Typical bait and switch.

by ModernWebster August 28, 2016

switch it up

When one direction isn't working for you and you need to change the direction you're going, or how you're approaching the situation. It's a statement that things will be different now. Life sucks right now, time to SWITCH IT UP!

Shondo was cranking that handle trying to get the door open and he tired quickly but instead of giving up he shouted "SWITCH IT UP" and switched hands and continued on bravely.

Jen, this websites sucks. I think we need to SWITCH IT UP and be ballers.

by Skedoozy January 12, 2017

switch-naked

Term you use when some one does something, in the world of extreme sports, that you could easily do. It's a figure of speech meaning you could do the same thing switch, riding or spinning the opposite way you normaly do, and naked, taking, away the security of clothing, hence if you fell you would be naked and scrape your behind. Sometimes it good to actually do things switch-naked.

Leighton did sweet trick, but Adam did it switch-naked.

by Stuy The One (Lewis) October 1, 2005

switch girl

A girl who shows an extremely opposite side of herself to outsiders, such as classmates, and coworkers.
On the inside she is completely opposite and little to none know her true colors.

A switch girl could be the most popular girl at school could be beautiful and perfect but at home she could spend hours on an MMORPG and wearing granny panties and living the life of a slob no one knows about.

by KinkySwitch October 28, 2013

Switch type

To switch from Dom or Sub

Can be Dominant or a Submissive during intimate role play. To switch between either roles is being a switch type.

My partner is a switch type, mostly during our intimate relationship time he enjoys to be the submissive to start out then switch to Dominate near the end.

by Slo Won January 30, 2018

Dark room switch

When in the middle of sexual intercourse one excuses themselves in the middle and switches with somebody else who is in or around the room who then finishes in your place. The Dark room switch is done in a dark room to avoid suspicion of changing partners.

When he failed to please his wife john payed a gigolo to do a Dark room switch to trick her into thinking he could satisfy her.

by vurrysorry November 5, 2009