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shits 'n giggles

Hey, don't freak out! The prank was only for shits 'n giggles!
by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003
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cracked the shits

the act of getting angry or mad at someone or something.
"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"

"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
by Schmain May 20, 2008
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shits going down

when the anticipated event finally takes place right in front of you, this means that "shits going down".
joe and mike have been talking trash and now they are about to throw ones, finally! shits going down!
by smartsguy July 13, 2014
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liquor shits

Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.
Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.

OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!
by Lizz L September 5, 2006
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shitscaping

Shitscaping or shitscapped. Describes a poorly executed landscaping job, such as poor lawn cutting, poor brick laying, poor mulch spreading, etc. The act of shitscaping is commonly done among landscaping companies that do not have the proper amount of personal, equipment, or knowledge to carry out a given job.
Since the employee franked up the lawn mower, by flipping the lawnmower when trying to cut grass on a steep hill, the grass was shitscapped because it was tore up by the tires and many areas were left uncut.

The landscaping company bid very low on a given job, which bidding low typically correlates in doing a very poor landscaping job, hence shitscaping.
by bigjholdem November 27, 2011
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Shitsizm

1. When somebody destroys the bathroom with shit.
2. When somebody's taking a shit while having a spasm
Man I went to the gas-station bathroom, somebody took a shitsizm, the toilet wasn't enough to contain it, it was smeared all over the walls.
by metallica36 April 3, 2013
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Shitsafari

When you witness or get involved in a messy/shitty situation.
(Involved) Ya'll got me into this shitsafari!
(Conv.)
-Dude, some snitch told Carlito's wifey about his side hoe.
-Damn, there must be a hell of a shitsafari up in his street.
by Vanilla&VanillaSwirl April 19, 2015
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