A beautiful, blonde girl who is an american country/pop singer and songwriter. Many often target her as a slut because she writes about love. Swift is just a young woman who deserves everything she has because she has made millions of her fans happy and has saved many people's lives. Her songs are amazing, and the people who hate on her are mostly directioners because she dated Harry Styles. And that is really stupid.
directioner: ew, it's taylor swift!1!!1! She so gross, she keep her hands off ma harry1!!11!
swiftie: do you even English?
swiftie: do you even English?
by beautifuhl April 24, 2014
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by Minister May 14, 2005
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by Jill Swift December 18, 2011
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Bryan: Hey Chris, wanna go out into town tonight and get somethin to eat, then maybe hit up the bars?
Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there
Chris: Nah, fuck that noise, the shiptards are back in town, it's gonna be a sausage fest out there
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