Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time

You sly dog your such a carpet swinger

by Mike Oxenou May 26, 2021

Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..

We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …

by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022

Arm-swinger

Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.

"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."

by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024

life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.

"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."

by smkjapidos November 9, 2018

swingers

"swingers" are the term used for typically "lds" or "mormon" couples who are in open relationships and intertwine with other couples of similar morals.

dude 1: hey josh, did you hear about Mackenzeigh and Braxtyn?
dude 2: no brad, why? what's up with them?
dude 1: they're totally swingers... id hide my girlfriend if i were you...

by WhosJoe69 May 30, 2022

twig swinger

A racial term for am African - American.

Obi, your a fuckin twig swinger.
Keep pickin that cotton you fuckin twig swinger !

by aedwards521 August 1, 2017

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024