life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.

"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."

by smkjapidos November 9, 2018

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025

Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time

You sly dog your such a carpet swinger

by Mike Oxenou May 26, 2021

wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!

she a wood swinger

by wood swinger March 16, 2009

Swingering

A person who is participating in a swingers party..

An example of the word is: I really let myself go wild when im Swingering with other likeminded Swingers..

by Swingering December 5, 2011

swinger logistics

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

by Claymax2 January 22, 2016

Shade Swinger

A big dumb ugly monkey

I went to the the corner liqour store and got mugged by some shade swingers in the alley.

by AbolsutelyBased December 13, 2022