A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
Get the Swedish Candlemug. When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.
by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021
Get the The Swedish Squatmug. The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
by Black man say goo August 3, 2016
Get the Swedish S'moresmug. The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.
Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.
by MadGiggel November 18, 2021
Get the Swedish Dogmug. While normal rappel is used for moving from a high position to a lower position (e.g. from bridge to valley bottom) in a swift but orderly manner, Swedish rappel is a faster and more aggressive method used in order to achieve the same result.
In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump
In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump
by swenor June 21, 2011
Get the Swedish rappelmug. After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.
by Brenden Weinroth December 1, 2006
Get the swedish butlermug. 1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.
2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.
3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.
3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"
2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."
3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."
3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
by [davidtomaloff] February 4, 2010
Get the Swedish Snowstormmug.