Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan

Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan

by FartingSanta November 25, 2017

Swedish heat

When a girl queffs on your face.

Omg Martha gave me some Swedish heat today.

by Ben dover6 May 4, 2018

Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017

Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.

Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn

by ToonzYT October 13, 2023

Swedish Jim

A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up

My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim

by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 13, 2020

swedish butler

When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole.

After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.

by Brenden Weinroth December 1, 2006

Swedish highball

Not a drink. A Swedish highball is when someone waves their hand high over their head to say hello.

It comes from a railroad term, 'highball'. A highball was a railroad signal that looked like a ball on an arm on a tower. When it was raised, it meant a clear track ahead. A trainmaster or brakeman could hold their arms high and move their hands in a circle for the same meaning. The Swedish farmers were known to wave an arm high over their heads and shout "hej" (hello) when greeting someone.

Gust was in the field when he saw Ole on the road. He gave him a Swedish highball and shouted "Merry Christmas."

by swedishhighball January 7, 2009