Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.

Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn

by ToonzYT October 13, 2023

Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.

My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023

Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.

Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.

by MadGiggel November 18, 2021

The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021

swedish role

the opposite of a sour role
usually involing an attractive female or sweets

Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.

by Charles Swanson May 13, 2005

swedish butler

When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole.

After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.

by Brenden Weinroth December 1, 2006

Swedish Snowstorm

1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.

2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.

3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.

1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"

2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."

3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."

by [davidtomaloff] February 4, 2010