Susan Palooza

(n) def. The Annual Winter Celebration of all the wonderfulness that Suzi Q encompasses

I can't wait for Susan Palooza this year

by Kobash October 4, 2013

Roughy Susan

A Roughy Susan is when you receive a handjob but the person who is giving it has a handful of salt.

Sam: "Last night, Mary gave me Roughy Susan"
Jerry: "You're into that?"
Sam: "Hell yeah I am."

by PapaRabbi301 December 8, 2016

Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

by Positive Sally January 15, 2013

Lazy Susan

A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.

"Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!"

"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night".

by AngryVida January 12, 2012

Strusan Susan

A Strusan Susan is someone who commonly whores him or herself out to random civilians. Strusan Susans can often be found hiding in dark places, or in the kitchen, baking up a sweet batch of chocolate-y goodness.

"That Strusan Susan was getting a little too friendly with those freshmen."
"At least she makes good brownies."

by the other q November 22, 2011

Susan Collins

A woman who is a traitor to the interests of her gender. A female Uncle Tom.

In order to protect her own political aspirations she handed a rapist a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, she is such a Susan Collins.

She turned me in to the police for reading after Emperor Trump passed the “Women’s AntiLiteracy Act” —- what a Susan Collins!

She just stood there and laughed while they raped me, she’s such a Susan Collins.

Of course the Commander’s wife enjoys Ofred’s suffering, she is a classic Susan Collins.

by dramabacle October 6, 2018

Social Susan

A prostitute. A woman who enjoys the company of several men, especially if there's money involved.

"Did you see Mike's new wife flirting with those strangers?"
"Yeah, everyone knows she's a Social Susan"

by Vahnis February 17, 2019