Chokers and survivors

Peanur butter and jam

Andrea: What do you have on your bread today?
Suzanne: Chokers and survivors

by Waffleman007 July 24, 2018

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

by cascade? September 22, 2023

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

From the outside it looks like you live a great and happy life but on the inside you are miserable and alone.

How are you doing?

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

by Mikekim23 September 29, 2021

Survivor's Dawn

The other comments don't represent what Survivor's Dawn was at all. Yes, was. It was, and does not exist as of the time of this writing. Survivor's Dawn was a clan that originated on IRC in the Rizon server(As you can see from the other comments). However, it was a clan on two games: Naruto-Arena and Soul-Arena. Survivor's Dawn was built on the idea that people over the internet could share more than an association, but a friendship. I was a part of Survivor's Dawn. In fact, a leader of it. The times in Survivor's Dawn were great. We came up from a simple clan in the Arena communities and we soon began to get recognition for our abilities as a clan. Before we knew it, we were known by everyone in the community as a top clan. Then, a downturn. I watched as the people I knew in the clan gradually began to leave due to extenuating circumstances in real life. And then...Fin. It was over. What's the point of this revised definition, then? To give you, the reader, an accurate idea of what Survivor's Dawn was. Lately, though, I've began to re-think my stance on Survivor's Dawn. It was based on an idea, right? In fact, I still know and am friends with some of the members to this day. It was based around having a reliable group of friends you could count on. Simply, Survivor's Dawn is friendship. That's the heart of Survivor's Dawn. It does still exist, just without material existential proof. There's a little of Survivor's Dawn in everyone and that's what makes it so great.

Vincent: Hey, do you remember Survivor's Dawn?
Xio: Yeah, I'll never forget it.
Vincent: Do you think we did the right thing?
Xio: Definitely. After all, we are still friends. We definitely did the right thing.

by AFamiliarFace October 28, 2011

Surviving Monday

Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.

Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.

by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017

Survive

Here are some things you MUST know in order to survive, without them you may as well just shoot yourself in the head

1)Don't call black people the "N" word(Yes we all know what it is)

2)Don't stand in the middle of a fucking highway, like my friend did

3)Never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you'll end up fucking yourself over

4)Don't fuck any animals, its not polite and it is fucking nasty

5)Crack kills(Meaning don't stare at a fat mans ass crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself A.S.A.P)

6)Never have orgy's over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you'll see many cracks(thats bad)

7)Listen to music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to music, without it you may as well get raped by an Elephant(I enjoy black metal)

Reading this helps many survive the daily life of a Peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and pass this on to as many dumbasses you know

How to survive the daily life of a citizen of planet Earth, please don't fuck up after you've read this

by Omnitomnilomni May 14, 2005