Shrekism

It's a form of worship towards a mighty lord, shrek. The main audience is Northen Ireland, as it was its founder. The main founders were the Reid family. It is a worship in which involves a range of sacrifices, such as 22inch dildos and prayers. The followers make up a good 99.9% of Ireland's population, which is located in the British Isles, not Great Britain by the way.

"This Irish weaboo must follow shrekism"
"If he's name is Taylor, he's gay and follows shrekism

by poofta lad August 12, 2016

shrek porn

Any porno including beloved tv ogre Shrek.

Omg man I watched Shrek porn last night! Ultimate wank time, his cock is so big!

by Horny Panda September 18, 2016

Shrek

Shrek is an ogre from the shrek movies that is also the leader of the illuminati and the antichrist.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by 000117 January 8, 2015

Shrekcellent

When the simple word 'excellent' is just not enough to describe something extremely good and you are also a hardcore Shrek fan.

"Global warming no longer exists."

"Oh, that's shrekcellent news!"

by ShrekIsTheOnlyWay October 10, 2017

Shrek

Shrek, (also known as god), is a green ogre and you now need to exit his swamp.

Omg Shrek is lookin' fine!

by MJisQweeeeeeen December 16, 2018

Shrek Wasowski

Shrek Wasowski is a combination of the characters Shrek and Mike Wasowski.

Person 1: They should make a movie about Shrek Wasowski.
Person 2: Yeah, they should.

by ~Anonymous1234~ October 21, 2019

shrek 6

Shrek looked at you a glimmer in his eye sparkled as he touched you softly

Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*

Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole

Are you ready for me he whispers

Yes please fuck me Shrek

With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you

*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good

Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep

THE END

Oh Shrek 6 it was such a Good movie

by Assclapituss February 4, 2020