spork

The god of silverware.

Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.

by GastonRabbit June 14, 2004

Spored

I notice that the tags on Amazon feature a new addition to the English language -- the new verb "to spore", as in "prepare to be spored". There it appears to mean "to have your reputation shredded by customers infuriated at your shitty treatment of them". Personally I feel it also needs to have a transitive sense, viz. "to cheat your customers by treating them as pieces of shit who don't deserve to get anything for their money".

"I got spored" - said after buying one of EA game's heavy DRMed games.

by Z G November 2, 2008

Sluport

1. Sluts from Newport Beach California. A witty combination of Slut and Newport combined into Sluport.

2. WWW.Sluport.com, This was a website which no longer exists, but when it did it portrayed a whole bunch of sluts at parties, bars, and at the beach quite drunk or on drugs in Newport, or "Sluport." It was quite hilarious and degrading.

Man I remember when I saw Natasha on Sluport sucking that guys dick. I wish they still had that site. It was the fucking shit. We gotta find a new way to degrade all these fuckings sluts in newps.

by pNEWPS January 8, 2009

Spork

The act of a man spooning a woman with a little bit of pork.

"Ughhh Gene, I woke up with Ryan spoonin me and I felt his boner in my back, he was sporkin the shit outta me."

by Genomaculant November 27, 2011

Sporadic

A badass motherfucker who will serve you in any video game.

Yo, did you hear about that Sporadic? Yeah, he'll 15-0 you on some 1.6

by Anonymous09123 November 12, 2011

Sporcle Effect

When one person is on Sporcle.com (often at school or in a workplace) everyone in a ten-foot radius becomes instantly distracted and joins them in the Sporcle quiz.

"Man, I have this math test in 2 hours, I really need to study!... wait... is that sporcle? FSM! THE ANSWER IS FSM!"
-3 hours later-
"wow... i totally flunked that test... DAMN YOU SPORCLE EFFECT!"

by just another pastafarian April 4, 2010

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010