stuffit

A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.

Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

Stuffing the Turkey

Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.

I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.

by Brian Knapp May 28, 2006

Cock-Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.

thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by Rilo August 1, 2003

stuffing

The act of inserting a limp male penis after multiple orgasims during intercourse into the female vagina with the intention of acheiving a full erection to continue intercourse.

After blowing my nut banging that bitch, I had no problem stuffing my cock into her for one more load.

by jldiddy December 26, 2005

turkey stuffing

The act of stuffing one's genitals into a woman's vagina for optimum pleasure; usually performed as an act of gratitude after your woman cooks a wicked-good thanksgiving dinner.

"Babe, thanks for that amazing, delicious, and well-prepared thanksgiving meal. Allow me to thankyou by giving you the turkey stuffing. It's totally gonna rock my junk, but you totally deserve it."

by ICED-OUT December 1, 2009

stuffism

Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.

Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...

by Jordan Jew December 13, 2008

couch stuffing

The placing of ones foot on the head of another, pressing firmly until the head is submerged completely into the cushion thus deafening the screams while sodomy is performed

Jeff called Bonnie into the living for her nightly couch stuffing.

by Couch stuffer December 31, 2014