scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

Strode

Someone who strokes chodes, whether their own chode or those of other people.

Instead of:

Look at that guy, he's such a chode stroker.

Consider using:

Look at that strode.

by linguistic_expert April 26, 2009

Straddle-whipped

the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it

oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about

by rabbit February 6, 2005

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

stradistar

an overly powered excitment clinched with a relaxation mode

i feel so stradistar about tonight

by Louie Desmarais January 4, 2005

Stroud

Chav central, security are shit and everyone does pills, fucking pillheads

Wanna go stroud
No cause you have people in stroud like Alex Mann, fucking slags

by Supercalifragalisticexpialodoc December 19, 2017

Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004