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coken and smoken

The art of using marijuana to get a relaxed chill, while sniffing cocaine at the same time. A definate at-form, if you ask the right people.
Ed: "Yeah dude, I guess I'll come over..
Ken: "sniffle" "cough"
Ed: Aww man, you coken and smoken again?
by smokennotcoken July 18, 2009
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stolen bicycle

(Noun) -- a term used for an object or idea used to cause someone who's attracted to someone else to force their object of affection to talk to them. It often comes in the form of something being left with the romantically attractive person in question.

Entymology: The term "stolen bicycle" refers to the late 1990s/early 2000s Japanese cartoon program "Pokemon". In the show's early episodes, the main character, Ash, stole the lead female character's (Misty) bicycle. Later, she claimed to only be following him around on his journey until she gave her the "stolen bicycle" back. The real reason however, was that she was romantically attracted to Ash, and the "stolen bicycle" just gave her an excuse to follow him around.
Bill: "I left my Calculus book on that hot Jenny girl's desk. She walked off with it, so it looks like she'll be talking to me sometime soon..."
Rick: "Ohhhh... the old stolen bicycle trick. Gotcha."
by TripTerry April 5, 2009
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well spoken

The surprise some white people feel when a black person has a clear, articulate, and socially acceptable accent and way of speaking.
Obama sure is well spoken (can be replaced with the name Oprah, Bryant Gumbel, or Taye Diggs).
by I'm Baatman December 24, 2011
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Stoke

Gypsy; member of the travelling community.
Originated from Derry, N. Ireland.
Hi! Gimme back me shoes ya fuckin stoke!!
by thebdogg November 30, 2006
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cheyne stoking

A pattern of breathing where the respiration rates increase and then decrease followed by increasing periods of not breathing. When a person dies, this is the horrible sound of "last gasps"
I knew he was a gonner when i heard the cheyne stoking of the cunt
by Declan Treanor Monaghan March 30, 2005
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Alex stokes

is a jive turkey who loves smoking cigars and pole. Alex Stokes also is a gong show of a hockey player but smells like pure anal cavity
did you see that guy he smelt like Alex Stokes.
by matt gerrie October 26, 2008
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Stoke City Football Club.

A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.
Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble
by Port Vale Football Club April 5, 2011
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