Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.

"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."

by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004

private stock

A brand of Malt Liquor.

Private Stock: the malt liquor with the imported taste!

by RushRush October 7, 2003

lock stock

Something that is fail safe, cannot lose. A deal that is sealed.

I tell you, we have this scam sorted, lock stock the whole nine yards.

The deal's done lock stock.

Security? You're looking at security, I'm the commandant, this is lock stock, I'm telling you.

by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007

scrub stock

Someone who is second rate and unimportant. Similar meaning to the phrase Ham & Egger. It was originally used to describe inferior farm animals. It's often used to describe second string or lower players on a sports team. It's also used to describe employees who are not valuable. More recently, in its short form, scrub, it's used by African-American women to refer to African-American males who are unemployed, without a car and/or without any money, but who still delude themselves into thinking that they are worthy of attention from attractive women.

Yo, son, does Mike have any game? No, man, he's scrub stock.

Tom is the 12th man on the deal team--he's pure scrub stock.

Girl, I know that broke-ass nigga doesn't think he's gonna hit it. He's a scrub.

by Superior2U April 25, 2009

Sloppy Stock

Just like chicken or beef stock. Sloppy Stock starts with your choice of ingredients. Any lady with an infection causing vaginal discharge is stirred with her partners penis. The man then ejaculates into the woman’s vagina. Next the woman raises her hips to create an upright receptacle with her vagina. The man urinates into her vagina and then lays down face up in front of her. She then tips her vagina down pouring it’s contents into the mans waiting open mouth.

The wife had a yeast infection last week so we cooked up a little sloppy stock.

by RainbowAustin November 8, 2021

penny stock dating

Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.

"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."

by WolfofWyomingSt February 27, 2014

bone stock

firearm that has never been changed by a gunsmith

This gun is bone stock, straight out of the box from the factory

by Ed O March 17, 2008