by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008
Get the stiff jigglermug. When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy
by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017
Get the stiff mindymug. A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.
by W@llis February 4, 2018
Get the stiff blanketmug. When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.
Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”
Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018
Get the Stiff Wicketmug. When someone has hard nipples.
by Stiff peaks October 14, 2016
Get the stiff peaksmug. An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.
by StiffBanana January 25, 2018
Get the stiff bananamug. A tough and brave person, A person who does not give a shit about what people think
Australian and New Zealand proverb
Australian and New Zealand proverb
This guy Leon is a fucken stiff cunt, he walks on gravel in bare feet and pulls the finger out the window at pedestrians
by wanakarian September 5, 2021
Get the Stiff Cuntmug.