Stiffy Jimmy

A sex activity where the male gets a bone and puts 2 piece of wood or metal on top and bottom of the penis keeping it as stiff and straight as possible then putting it in the vagina and jimmieing his dick like a lockpick inside with a very fast forward and backward motion

Person: dude why is your cock so straight?

Me: oh me and my girl do the stiffy jimmy daily

by Habernero February 28, 2021

A Stiff Right

A Stiff Arm Jab To Someone Else's Face. Usually Given Out By The Slack Man

U Want A Stiff Right, Cos Il Send You On.

by Daniel Johnson64 December 14, 2008

steakhouse stiffy

When someone is sleeping, get at least 3 men to give them anal sex.

Hey!!, when he is sleeping, im gonna give her a steakhouse stiffy. That will get him back from last halloween.

by Beast from da middle east December 20, 2010

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

iffy got the stiffy

some weird rap that sounds like bars

"Uhhhh iffy got the stiffy"

by TheOneCow May 6, 2018

liam’s arms stiff

When Liam has an orgasm and this results in his arms being stiff as fuck, like when he fucks The Galaxy Note 7 and his ass explodes

Tim: Fuck Liam! Why you fuck a Samsung. Now you’re Liam’s arms stiff

by AsianFuckingMrChang June 11, 2018

Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh

The #1 mesh for all your sifting needs, you will get tons of diamond and iron and gold etc.

Person 1: get me some gravel so i can use my Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh
Person 2: NO! im using my diamond meshes!
Person 1: WAIT YOU USED M DIAMONDS? IM BANNING U IDIOT!

by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019