Online STD

The sacrifice you make in the moment to stream a show while your computer is without anti-virus. Resulting in a shit-ton of malware and pop ups about dating Russian women and horse betting.

"Man I was streaming 'Brooklyn 99' yesterday even though my virus protection was down, and now I think I gave my computer an Online STD "
"Ugh thats shit man, have you taken it to the gyno"

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes October 8, 2016

Brain STD

When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!

Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!

by footballfreak9 August 22, 2011

std card

it is when you get an sd card but it has a virus on it

"man some guy gave me this sd card but it was actually an std card"

by ASSBLASTER58 June 1, 2018

The Hopping STD

A really ugly bitch with brown acne everywhere and white shit in her hair and hops when she walks, runs, or even stands still, who thinks just because she is fucked up in the head she can make everybody feel sorry for her.

houston did you see heather walking, yeah she looked like The Hopping STD.

by bush puch May 16, 2011

The Bond STD

The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.

Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!

by Hawx918 December 9, 2008

Cyber STD

A computer virus cause by watching excessive amounts of porn

Tyler: Did you hear jake's computer crashed?

Reid: Yeah, I heard all that donkey porn gave him cyber STD's so bad it just died.

by Tkilla/reidman August 19, 2013

STD Central

See Lake Central High School

STD Central is another name for the disease diverse Lake Central High School in Saint John, Indiana.

by myfallopiantubeisclogged April 17, 2011