Statusaur

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008

statusfied

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.

Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED

by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009

status remorse

When one posts a status update on a social networking site and immediately regrets it, but cannot delete it since it's already been posted for all to see, and any revision would be obvious and painfully transparent.

"Aww, man, I'm having some status remorse. I posted that I'm going to Vegas but my supervisor thinks I'm sick. He's probably already seen my status."

by swingladyA September 13, 2009

status bait

a facebook status that is made just so a specific person will like it

Bob wants Jill to like his status. Bob knows Jill likes Aerosmith. Bob makes status "Dream On." Jill takes the "status bait" and likes it.

by kWMp April 20, 2010

Stanksplosion

When one has a really loud and boisterous fart that sounds like it could have been the ambient soundtrack to the Vietnam War.

I think Nick just crapped in his pants!" "No It was just a stanksplosion.

by Happy Nick August 12, 2011

Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's Facebook status with something that has nothing to do with the status. This includes starting conversations with other commenters and annoying everyone else on the string.

Status: that new movie was awesome
Status Bomb: Hey Terry, do you still have my drill?

by Keifer411 December 21, 2012

Stansbury

Someone who likes to be around people who hate him.

Look at that no neck stansbury. Nobody likes him.

by I Lik Eggs June 12, 2019