Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

by Adelemoney March 31, 2020

Standard Uniform

Outfit containing a straight brim hat and a white tall tee. The straight brim jawn usually still has the sticker intact and the tall tee can also be known as an oversized white. This uniform is usually seen in urban areas, rocked by minorities. Also can contain a large fake chain to really complete the uniform.

"His Braves straight brim jawn compliments his oversized white in that standard uniform"

by GShob20 January 2, 2009

moral standards

Standards of behavior and association based upon one's moral values.

Do your moral standards allow you to associate with people who have lower moral values?

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

Bols' Standard

A standard of quality which if something goes below it, it will literally make you puke.

See Bols

Man, that movie was so bad, it was below even Bols' Standards!

by Public Masturbator October 24, 2010

gold standard

The gold standard is a monetary system in which a region's common media of exchange are paper notes that are normally freely convertible into pre-set, fixed quantities of gold. Currently there are no governments that use the gold standard however, the United States used to use the gold standard before the Federal Reserve System who is a cartel took over secretly on a island off of the state of Georgia. Ever since the gold standard was taken over in 1913 by the FED, the value of money went down and the cost of living went up. The paper money we use today is called fiat.

The United States can only get out of it's 10 trillion dollar debt by getting rid of the Federal Reserve System and going back to the gold standard where ther is no inflation.

by JDino January 10, 2009

I just have really high standards

This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.

She never did find anyone that met her really high standards.

by Laura Tobin June 26, 2004

Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011