Spermbag

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".

Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?

by Drivermate August 31, 2015

sperm donor

My father, the asshat.

I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".

by anon July 29, 2004

sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.

Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!

by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007

Sperm Dumpster

Meg Griffin.

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.

by JamesCondina June 17, 2009

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth without having warned her.

Please note: There was an error in my definition yesterday. It should be "WITHOUT having warned her", rather than "WITH having warned her". Thank you.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 24, 2008

Sperm it through

moving through a very crowded hall at a pace faster than most ususally by weaving between people and or bulldozing them.

John: im late for 2nd class and this hallway is crammed.
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem

by Mc.Awesome September 14, 2009

spermaccino

to ejaculate in someones mouth

This girl was suckin my dick so I made her a fresh Spermaccino

by Shanelovr February 26, 2010