scratch.mit.edu

A website supposedly meant for 6-year-olds but is taught in college courses.

Harvard prof: Welcome to Computer Science 301. we'll be learning scratch for the first five weeks
Students: wtf

scratch.mit.edu

by Warden Gentles April 27, 2020

Scrat-end

The end of a scrat, or someone's dick, like a fag-end only more generally repulsive.

Devvo - "Or I might just write, 'You fuckin' scrat-end, by Devvo'."

by Devvo May 13, 2005

Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.

Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."

by El Capitalist June 2, 2009

black scratch

n. a back scratch given with long acrylic nails.

A: "My back be itchin'"

B: "You need a back scratch?"

A: "Shit, I need a black scratch"

by JRBADBOY October 6, 2009

Sarat

Of Indian origin referring to autumn, comes from Sanskrit language.

hey Sarat, what's up

by diencephalon March 22, 2011

Scratching

With the same intention as cutting, except trying to avoid scarring. The scratcher will usually use something sharp to the touch but not pure metal, for example, a bobby pin without the plastic coating or a safety pin as opposed to a knife, scissors, razor, pencil sharpener blade, etc.

It's not cutting, it's scratching.

by ShutDesFuckUp August 29, 2011

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007