sorted or thwarted

successfully completing a task or not

How'd it go at the benefits office? Sorted or thwarted?

by sorted or thwarted October 21, 2018

Spotted Cunt

A pussy from a Walsall prostitute has lots of spots so they have their own comedy name

"That's some wild spotted cunt, be careful kids"

by Hazdonium January 17, 2020

Spottedlévitiser

On utilise le terme spottedlévitiser lorsque quelqu’un s’est fait spottedlévitiser.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Tu t’es fais Spottedlévitiser!

by Toucananorexique August 3, 2020

shorted

To receive a short reply in response to a message that you put a lot of thought or effort into.

Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."

by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

skorted

The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.

Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!

by Good One Sean November 30, 2020

Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

by J3wish Man January 14, 2021

Sporters

A "Sporter" is a quicker way of saying a "Sports Player". The way I made this word was that one day, I was at soccer and we had to a dumb mindful crap. Well, we had to make words (dumb, I know, it was a soccer practice) and all I could think of was "sporters". Now our whole soccer team uses that word

Are your children sporters?

by Waffle Noodle March 17, 2021