spooger

one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

by reno April 21, 2005

Spoogle

- noun
Spoogle originally came from the capital city in Denmark and were supposed to move out in the wild after he got giftet a iPod by his parents. He became in love with the iPod and had it on him all day. His hiding-spot was unfortunately his asscrack, but at least it was warm when in use. The term is normally used for people that likes to stuff big objects in the back region. Spoogles normally dances really good and moves their hips better than most people. If not your spoogle has red curly hair, well then it's not a spoogle.

Hey spoogle
hey bro
yeah idk
but hey anyways lol
yeah ikr
yeah gg cya
cya bro
yeah
yeah
hey
bye bro

by MikeTheShikes April 3, 2019

Spooge Luge

after cumming inside a woman's vagina you pull your penis out and ride down her spooge slicked taint until you enter her asshole

after I fucked her, I pulled out and rode the spooge luge into her asshole

by wildcard007 December 11, 2009

snoogies

An affectionate nickname.

I love you, Snoogies.

by Snoogies11 February 4, 2010

spoolie

Originally a pink hair curler used in the late sixty's to make ringlets in hair.

Hey mom can I use you spoolies to make my hair look like shaneeka's?

by key-man.123456 August 27, 2013

dookie spookies

An condition resulting from some type event that makes you so scared you shit yourself.

When the prof caught us talking in class, he flicked us off and yelled at us! I was so freaked that I got the dookie spookies.

by Quintus Abraham March 7, 2008

Spooging

A term commonly used for offloading your load.

"I just love spooging."
"I've just spooged."

by xDYRTx August 4, 2008