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Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023
Get the Sports Spouse mug.Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.
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Get the Nepo spouse mug.by Goontavious III Gonnius II January 16, 2025
Get the fouting spouse mug.A festive vegetable everyone initially wants to tie the knot with; healthy marriage-material; often accompanied by gravy and nut roast. Sometimes they leave a bitter aftertaste.
Pros:
1) bitesized
2) approved by parents
3) like movie-nights in
Cons:
1) If not cooked enough they’re hard to fork and slip on the gravy off the Xmas dinner plate & stain the tablecloth
2) Enter a never-ending vegetative state
3) Only cum once a year
Pros:
1) bitesized
2) approved by parents
3) like movie-nights in
Cons:
1) If not cooked enough they’re hard to fork and slip on the gravy off the Xmas dinner plate & stain the tablecloth
2) Enter a never-ending vegetative state
3) Only cum once a year
Janet: “If you could marry any vegetable, what would it be?”
Larissa: “I don’t know, is this some sort of joke?”
Janet: “I’ll tell you, a Brussel Spouse.”
Larissa: “Brussels smells of piss”
Larissa: “I don’t know, is this some sort of joke?”
Janet: “I’ll tell you, a Brussel Spouse.”
Larissa: “Brussels smells of piss”
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out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done
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in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service
out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done
the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence
in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service
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