snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

spacker baiting

The act of luring a retard to one's lair to show them a good time.

After giving up on the Kosovan's, John deciced he'd try a spot of spacker baiting.

by egnaro May 17, 2005

shocker

A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.

two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.

"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."

by The 1 and Only April 13, 2006

Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

spickerish

something is spickerish when it exceeds your expectations - or any manner of other words with a similar meaning

e.g - this website is looking spickerish, or my new car is spickerish

by bronwen November 15, 2006

spacker bus

the small bus that i ride to school \m/

I rided the spacker bus!!!

by gabe April 8, 2004

Shocker

The shocker is a sexual move. Also refered to as two in the pink and one in the stink. It's when you insert both the middle and index finger into a womans vagina as well as the pinky in her stinky. With emphasis on the pinky going into the ass last; hence the term, SHOCKER!! As she will be shocked when it happens.

I gave that girl a shocker and she was into it!!

by howard Stein October 10, 2005