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Skittles Porn

First off, let's be clear: this is not your average everyday pornography. If you're looking for someone to get rainbow-railed, this will be a tasty treat.

Honestly, we're not sure what this is, but we googled that shit on a whim, and were shocked to find loads of naked women basking in glorious mounds of shiny sticky goodness. It was awesome.
(person 1) "I wanted something funnier than regular softcore, so I just looked me up some skittles porn."
(person 2) "You dumb shit, why not just fuck a bag of skittles?"

"It's porn so funny you don't have to delete your history!"
by herpderp317 January 8, 2011
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skittleskank

A skittleskank is a term referring to a person who performs the perverse act of "skittling"

Skittling: Wrapping someone up in glad wrap, coating them with vaseline and, through a hole at the top of the glad wrap - filling it with milk. After this is done, the skittler pours skittles over the skittled and procedes to lick them off.
Person A: Your a skittleskank!
by Swiss_Cheese September 5, 2006
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Boob Skittles

Skittles that have been placed in the bra of a girl so that they will become warm and easier to eat. Therefore you can enjoy the greatest candy in the world even more
Dude, these skittles are amazing!!

Yep, they're boob skittles
by Adam Siek imposter March 19, 2011
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pro skittles

It means that something is so amazingly awesome and epic that you cannot describe it, like Takko from the Adventure Zone turning into that T Rex and destroying the shark tank.
"That True Nights Edge sword is sooooo pro skittles!"
by Ecirb Draw of the Tacocats February 21, 2017
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bag of skittles

by 84boy October 10, 2004
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you flip my skittles

to either have someone rock your world or have someone to bother you.
"Sierra, you flip my skittles!!!!"
by Andi Salazar September 22, 2005
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splitter

A splitter is a prospective law school student whose LSAT score and GPA (as calculated by LSAC) vary significantly from one another, such that his or her numbers are "split" between high and low marks. More recently, two specific categories of splitter have been defined: the "traditional splitter" (high LSAT, low GPA) and the "reverse splitter" (low LSAT, high GPA). The traditional splitter is considered much more common, while the reverse splitter will frequently try to retake the LSAT for a better score. When used with no qualification, "splitter" usually refers to a traditional splitter, but can refer to either or both (when speaking generally).

The criteria for referring to someone as a splitter can vary based on the person asked, the applicant's goal law school(s), how competitive the admissions cycle is, and a number of other factors. One rule of thumb, however, is that a splitter will have one number above the 75th percentile of his/her target school, while the other can be below the 25th percentile (to an extent).

The status of being a splitter is a matter of great concern to law school applicants, and a subject of extensive discussion every admissions cycle. However, some individuals, especially after being admitted, will wear the term as a badge of honor.
Hiram has a 3.2 GPA and a 175 LSAT; he's a traditional splitter.
Jaime has a 4.0 GPA and a 162 LSAT; he's a reverse splitter.
Peter has a 3.7 GPA and a 172 LSAT; he's not a splitter.
Fred has a 2.6 GPA and a 164 LSAT; he's not a splitter.
by Joe Jobber November 27, 2010
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