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splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.
yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up
by footlongdick March 10, 2022
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Splatterchatting

they where splatterchatting all night
by JDA2910 August 14, 2022
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Doodoo Splatter

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.
Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.
by rawrthaas February 25, 2010
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yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
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Chicken Splatter

Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm

Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee
Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?

Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent
by Storesledge3000 July 6, 2016
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Bondsville Splatters

When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.
Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
by Joe From Sacramento December 12, 2020
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collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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