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spinal jam

a sexual act in which the lucky victim is bent over backwards before being made love to through the eye socket.
i would so like to spinal jam her/him/it

my back is killing after spinal jamming last night

im now blind in one eye....but it has nothing to do with being spinal jammed!
spinal jam by matt crighton April 7, 2008

spinal cord 

that, like, bone shit behind your bigass chest and sexy abs yknow?
somethin ta do with holding your entire body together. also if you damage it you're pretty much fucked
My spinal cord is damaged; there fore, i am fucked.
spinal cord by thespinalman October 19, 2013
Spital is a simple slang for a Hospital.
Yo man, Richie just got shot, and he in the Spital.
Spital by Sean P.L. April 25, 2004

Spinal bleach 

A more advanced type of trick, where you dig your fingernails so intensely into your partners back, you rip their flesh in half revealing their spinal cord. Because of the intense pain, you must pour gallons of bleach to block it out. Afterwards, you cum enough into their lacerated flesh and fill the entire gap, proceed to seal the rupture with super glue. Whenever you need to re-fill the gap, stick a tube up their lovely anus and continuously cum up their spinal cord.
Guy 1: “hey man, have you recently done your partners’ spinal bleach?”

Guy 2: “hall yeah, tearing the back in half gets me to climax in like .2 seconds, crazy good.”
Spinal bleach by thicccneck December 11, 2018

Spinal tap 

A form of deep penetration. When you're stretched as you far as you can take him and he pulls out a little bit only to use his body weight to push back in, stroking your cervix in a way that causes tremors to run up your spine and copious amounts of fluid to flood your channel.
"I swear guys, he's the best I've ever had. I mean, I'm spinal tapped on a nightly basis. I've never been so spoiled in my life."
Spinal tap by mattthebean91 October 6, 2020

spinal fusion precursor 

n. Any dangerous activity that might result in a broken neck. Originally used in radical skateboarding it is now used in everyday situations. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I'm going to tell the boss where he can stick his stupid new ideas for productivity.

Have you given anyone a spinal fusion precursor before?

A couple of times, but don't change the subject.