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The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.
Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."
by SoshJam September 30, 2019
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Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016
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Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019
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Spider Man

A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body
by lil Jew December 28, 2019
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The Spider-Man

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases
“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”
by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020
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Spider-Man

A superhero character created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He is portrayed by Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and most recently Tom Holland. Bitten by a radioactive spider, high school student Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man. He was originally a wrestler, but he missed his Uncle Ben so he became a superhero.
1. Spider-Man is a cool hero.
2. Wow James, the new Spider-Man movie is great!
by Yoghurt With Sprinkles April 28, 2020
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reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face
bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man
by iballlick June 14, 2020
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