Meet the spartans

Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay

Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie

by elemgie May 21, 2024

The angry Spartan

The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this chick but all at once you all go into the same hole and yell this is sparta
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The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this check but all at once and now your dick

My brothers collage friends tried this stunt but failed and got stuck in the same hole most definitely the angry spartan

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Spartans Legacy

The best clan in the game, hands down!

Did you see Leroy’s attack in Spartans Legacy? It’s OP, he won the war!

by WarZone86_FP_lmao_WhoAmIKiddin March 08, 2018

Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone

Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye

by Chance021993 December 16, 2023

Elijah The spartan

Allegedly had sex in a school bathroom

Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid

by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025