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Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.
That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!
by LtcOliverNorth May 7, 2003
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snarkalicious

wow, that talk show host is really snarkalicious with paris.
by Spin Sycle May 9, 2006
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spanka dank

Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.
Hey, what's up spanka dank, want to go fishing later or catch a movie at 7.00pm?
by Casper Shier February 5, 2017
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Spankasm

Achieving orgasm through spanking.
Misty's sex life went to a new frontier after her first spankasm
by Jackie Dangerous February 11, 2010
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Spark

Th word 'spark' is often used by Stormzy. It is a physical form of contact to hurt someone. However, I I sometimes used as a playful joke.
E.g. 1-
Person A: You're a dickhead. Try touch me
Person B: Are you bluffin cuz? Look at the size of my fist, I will spark you!

E.g. 2-

Person A: I'm stronger than you ngl

Person B: Mate, I'll spark you 😂😂
by waveyy_.c March 30, 2016
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Spankatrix

A female who's not quite into S&M but enjoys giving her lover a few slaps on his butt.
It started as a game, but she quickly became a Spankatrix. My ass was sore.
by Mochicho February 10, 2009
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Spark

When your daddy sparks ur anus so hard it bleeds and they will be called daddy for ever
Zane"Go Spark Lachlan Vella Hard'
Alen"OK"
Lachlan' OOOO YEHHH MY ASS IS BLEEDING'
Lachlan' ooo daddy'
by ooooooo daddddy May 6, 2018
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